1- Don’t shoot your lazer eyes at the back of the 3DS!
2- Don’t try and print a 3DS, it will be too sweaty!
3- Let your 3DS out in the sun, it will sparkle!
4- Don’t get into fights with plants when using your 3DS!
5- Rubber ducks may attempt to kill your child by dropping a 3DS on it.
6- Do not try and poop a 3DS
7- That is a 3DS, not your car, don’t try and open it with your keys.